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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Bless your heart, Riley Onyon.

Amy Rebecca: I don't know how to say this but...I'm kinda a big deal. I'm Amy Morby. People seem to like me because I'm polite and rarely late. My hair smells of cinnamon. I try to pattern my life after Stevie Wonder whose tears cure wounds of the heart and other things of that nature. I accquired my wealth in the late 80's after spearheading a massive windmill farm project. I now host many PBS telethons. I'm actually best friends with lavar burton...don't tell data.

Also, one time I made a portfolio. Here you will find an extensive repertoire of my technical writing shenanigans.