soot and poo

vinny! me encanta!

es my dog vincent jameson bambino brown. but really he's not my dog...he was a birthday present gone horribly awry thanks to an overly coddling father with a predilection for puppies. it's cool though. he's 98% mentally retarded, so...I don't really want to deal with it.

Vinny's hobbies include hot dog consumption, barking, badgering, pesterly scratching, and wearing his baby blue harness to the park to sniff puppy bums and duck fesces. He may or may not be an idiot savant.

Needless to say, dogsitting Vincent is lugubrious but rewarding. When he looks at me with those possibly dog down syndrome eyes, I know it's all worth it. He needs me.