Name Tomfoolery

i stole this from my nukka Jess. It's a good time.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Jo Sander

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Paul George. (Two first names....perfect nascar name...I love you Ricky Bobby.)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Moamy (what if my first name only consists of 3 letters? lame.)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Chartreuse Duck (sounds more like a stripper name to me.)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Rebecca Jordan (sounds more like a girl that went to my high school in a Maurice cowboy shirt with box hair. whatev.)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
The pink pepper. (bwahaha....does diet dr. pepper count as a fav beverage? also, does this mean I need to start wearing a shirt that says "I'm a pepper?"

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Maiden Name: Aman (biblical?)
Married Pimp Name: Amby (this just sounds like a collie dog's name. I don't want it.)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Cookie dough Suga (definitely not thug. i'm pissed.)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name)
Vinny East (say hello to your motha for me, alright?)

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Amos Hawksbill (definitely not a porn name but....still classy.)